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when one of my colleagues was getting some pizza out of the microwave he said " if this was facebook I'd say "john is getting pizza out of the microwave "

good call.

one other man at work has started spending every minute that he is not required to not be on facebook, on facebook. one woman equally socially awkward woman sits next to him and they occasionally comment to each other of stuff that is going on in the lives of their facebook friends, "her husband has the flu at the moment and I want to give a message to say get well but I cant remember his name and on her profile it doesnt have his name, oh how terrible"

yes it is terrible, but on a larger scale than you think, candypants.
you are acting out all the things people do when they have friends, but instead of putting energy into the kind of things that would give you real friends, your computer generates some fake ones, and you stay socially retarded.
send enough '...sends you a hug" messages and you are gonna get one back. even if it is the mistake, where someone is trying to send a 'hug' to someone else and the default settings mean that it gets sent to everyone.

and when i got that message "matt has challenged you to a movie quiz" i thought my friend had thought of some cool quotes from films we had both seen and I was supposed to reference them, but no, it was a generic market research poll where a bunch of shots of hollywood movies are shown and i have multiple choice quiz to test my 'knowledge"

no i do not want to add the 'who thinks you are hot' application or the 'mood ring' application, or the 'join the league of vampires' circle of crap
and perhaps worst of all, is the 'rank your friends' quiz. what??
no, it is not "perhaps worst of all", it IS worst of all. i got an email sent from facebook to my email account informing an anonymous friend had voted me "second best dancer"
second best?!! keep your bloody opinions to yourself whoever you are, or at least, to quote (and with equal venom) one computer-game nut who had just been killed in one of those 'room of 200 people playing doom against each other' competitions "Show your damn face!"