Wednesday, November 25, 2009

This ain't so no front hug zone!

Gimme that Christian side hug!!!!

Did anyone explain to these kids what "i'm a rough rider" means? Coz i think it means something different to what they are thinking...

Arguments over whether Jesus was celibate or not, i dont think he csh'd it.

The csh rids us of the temptation of accidently beginning to shag the other person which is apparently is a real risk associated with regular, or 'front hugs'.

By the look of these youth, the csh might be doing them fine right now, but I think the rough riding more accurately describes their futures.

2 comments:

Shay said...

Maybe they should just recommend what they do with the no-no and go full on Hug abstinent. There is not better way to avoid unwanted teenage hugs than avoiding embrace completely, right?

Jesus totally cashed in the v-card...all that wine and the saucy long hair? yeah....

maire said...

what about self-hugging? or do christians consider that a form of abuse?

if nothing else, surely 'go hug yourself' would make a better rap.